That, my friends, is the rare level 5 Kentucky Waterfall haircut that existed for somewhere between 3 to 4 minutes sometime shortly before we started the trip. Amanda decided that since I may be mistaken for Lorenzo Lamas from the hit T.V. series Renegade ("and that's a bad thing?" I remarked.), I should most likely trim the latter off as well. Here in the photo you can actually see myself mesmerized by the sheer mulletude of the cascading curls as they frolic over my right shoulder. Already thinkin' about growin' it back out.
It's okay to be envious.